• Welcome to the Shoppe, stop by and enjoy a nice cold bowl of cereal for lunch, or a tasty cupcake or pie for those pesky late night munchies. Also try one of our many other delicious goodies that are baked fresh right here everyday.

 

  • PINEAPPLE CHOCOLATE CHIP MALT

    Chocolate chip malt cupcake with pineapple baked inside and topped with chocolate chip cream cheese frosting. This is a cupcake that’ll make you want to throw on day-glow orange spandex and join a Jazzercise class. Hell, it’ll make you want to become a Jazzercise instructor. Screw Bikrim, let’s get into these unitards and shake it up!

  • CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES

    Chocolate chip maple cupcake with maple whipped cream frosting. You think you’re above eating cupcakes don’t you? You think, “Summer’s coming up and I’ve gotta this body back in thong shape.” You tell yourself that there’s no room in your life for “extra” treats, for decadent sugary delights, that what you really need is to go “low sugar” because sometimes you get tired in the afternoons at work and it’s probably because your over stimulating your body. Well, you can see the picture and description of this cupcake can’t you? So, lemme just wish you luck on that diet-y thing.

  • LUMBERJACK

    Maple bacon cupcake with cinnamon cream cheese frosting. It’s a meal. It’s a sweet treat. It’ll give you that thick carpet of black hair on your chest that you’ve always coveted. Once this cupcake gets into your system you’ll want to take to the woods with an axe over your shoulder and a hankerin’ to see some wood fly. That is until you see a beautiful wood goddess named Penelope from Bethesda Maryland, strapped to a Ponderosa pine, topless with the words “Save the Trees” painted in black on her chest. Even Lumberjacks can fall in love.

  • SHIRLEY TEMPLE

    Cherry 7-Up cupcake with cherry cream cheese frosting. I’d look up why they developed a flavor after some kid on TV but I don’t get the internet at my apartment because writing cupcake descriptions doesn’t pay the bills and the internet can be a vacuous black hole filled with the entire range of human curiosities – in other words you’ll find your brain crammed full of useless information and horrible images that make you despair at humanity’s depravity. Which brings us to Shirley Temple: do you think she could ever have conceive that her name would forever be associated with non-alcoholic cocktails or frickin’ delicious cupcakes? Actually the Internet and Shirley Temple have nothing to do with one another; maybe this is the reason I can’t afford wireless.           

              

  • STRAWBERRY MALT

    Strawberry Malt cupcake with strawberry malt butter cream frosting. So Suzy told Betty that Jimmy asked her to go steady and she said yes but only so she could wear his sweater since he’s got letters in three varsity sports but then, this is what I was told, Jimmy took her down to this cupcake shop in this rough looking neighborhood and much to Suzy’s surprise there were these strange paintings on the walls of women with missing arms smoking cigarettes but that wasn’t even the half of it because all the cupcakes looked just plain WEIRD, and THAT wasn’t even the weird part because there were these girls behind the counter and they had, get this, TATTOOS all over their bodies and strange piercings on their faces, and you could see, gasp, the tops of their breasts and to top it all off there was this angry loud “music”, somebody talking in this terrible voice – it was like poetry but it wasn’t, it was scary – and worst of all, Suzy said, worst of all Jimmy seemed to LIKE IT there, she said he was flirting with the counter girl and “nodding” his head to the music and when he turned to Suzy he reached around and grabbed her buttock and that’s when she ran out the door screaming.

  • CHOCOLATE MALT

    Chocolate chip malt cupcake with chocolate malt butter cream frosting. The lights are bright and we dance all night at The Shoppe. In this hizzle we drizzle chocolate over everything. In The Shoppe we top it all with tall swirls of sugary cream. You come inside and……man I can’t believe this is all I’ve got right now. Seriously, “hizzle”, what is that? I guess you write a few hundred of these and the well just goes dry. How many times can you possibly say, “yup, these cupcakes are delicious, you guys should come get some”? You don’t know what its like to stare at a blank screen and wonder where the “magic” is going to come from. Yes, my friends, the magical art of cupcake emails is not a task to be taken lightly. Let me proceed: This Chocolate Malt cupcake is beyond anything you’ve ever had in your life, it will pummel your taste buds with a tumult of chocolate bliss while the malty flavor adds a subtle je ne sais quoi that keeps you wanting more as you gaze into mystery that is your lover’s eyes. BAM! Nailed it!

  • CHERRY COLA

    Cola cupcake with cherry butter cream frosting. Things go better with Coke. What are these things? Cherry goes pretty good with Coke. But, even better, a cupcake. And not to go with it but to be it, to inhabit that delicious Cherry Coke flavor, and to level it up because, seriously, how often to you get the chance to eat a Cherry Cola cupcake? That’s right, never, so get your fine self down here and come gobble up some damn cupcakes.

  • ROOT BEER FLOAT

    Root beer cupcake with vanilla butter cream frosting. It’s summer. Well it’s almost summer. And you’re thirsty. Actually you’re always thirsty because we live at altitude and that’s just what happens at altitude. Nothing says summer in Colorado like a Root Beer Float. Well that might not be true; Root Beer Floats might be a Midwest sort of thing. But Root Beer Float cupcakes, now that is a Denver, Colorado thing, specifically an East Colfax specialty and its yummy, flavorful and you’ll probably need glass a sumptin’ to go with it.